Zoolander and the great fever inducing questions of our collective existence don’t exactly make for an obvious match, but the official Zoolander 2 teaser trailer poses those big questions while zipping from the big bang to the big BWAAAAM and the birth of man, aided throughout by that computer voice that isn’t connected to Stephen Hawking, but which, when you hear it, all you can think is: “Sonva, Stephen Hawking is involved in this film.” That voice. And then we see a well-tanned Ben Stiller in full Zoolander dress, reminding us how stupid the character is. I mean, really reminding us.
And that’s it. No scenes from the film, no Owen Wilson-on-catwalk, Will Ferrell, Billy Zane, or son of Zoolander. Consider yourself teased. Zoolander 2 is set to hit theaters on February 12, 2016. Right in the heart of stylish parka and scarf season.