So a new movie came out this weekend. It’s called Fant4stic. Or Fant-Four-Stic. Or it might be a movie in Klingon called Fan T’Four Stic, which probably translates to “career suicide by way of a jagged dagger” or something just as violent sounding. Oh, wait, that guy on the far right looks like Marvel’s ever-lovin’ Thing! This is the Fantastic Four! That’s what this is!
Oh jeez… Checking the internet to see more about this Fantastic Four flick, I’ve found that a lot of people are talking about – and not favorably. [Insert frowny face here.]
Well, I guess it’s time to throw my two cents into the shit-Storm (see what I did there? Admittedly, I’m stretching). Continue on to read my SPOILER-filled review!
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